Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Still Day -2 Through Day 1 ...

Okay, it seemed wise to go ahead and try posting that first fragment below, but once I had, I couldn't figure out which string of Japanese characters meant "edit." Since I'm (just barely) bright enough to understand what a large, green, plus-sign button means, however, I'm going to settle for adding on instead.

The image above, by the way, is the view from my hotel room. Beside me on the desk is a laminated card that reads, "As the strong winds accompanying the approaching low pressure may cause a variety of slightly rasping structural sounds along with a subtle back-and-forth movement, allow us to notify you that this is a natural response of the flexible, but durable, construction required to enable a sky-scraper such as the hotel to withstand the effects of earthquake and typhoon...." and then goes on to politely ask that guests refrain from calling the front desk in the event of said rasping. The word "exit" is also painted on my 20th-story window.

Happily, there are a lot of other things to look at in this room, like this gold bedside table I'm officially obsessed with: In a nod to the kind of futuristic houses and lifestyle we were promised in the 1950s and '60s, its shiny buttons can open and close the drapes; pipe classical, smooth jazz, or the Star Wars theme into your room and/or bathroom; wake you up in the morning; turn the room lights on and off; illuminate the area underneath the table and bed; and call for a masseuse. Also, the toilet seats are heated—a strange but not objectionable experience.

Warm toilet seats aside, Kawasaki's hospitality was actually in full effect long before the plane left LAX for Tokyo, hence the title of this entry. As long-time sponsors of Infineon Raceway's AMA round—known formally as the Kawasaki Superbike Showdown—both Saturday and Sunday nights of the event featured the soon-to-be-famous Kawasaki Mini-Moto ... your only chance to see drag race world champ Rickey Gadson face-off against road race legend Jimmy Felice on kid-sized dirt bikes. With Speed TV personality Greg White doing exceptionally snarky commentary throughout the evening (I'm here to tell you that he used the phrase "razzle-dazzle" twice), you'll understand why I don't have a clue what the finishing results were. From the look of this photo, however, it's clear that Gadson won something that gave him the right to sneer at the crowd.

Big kudos to Kawasaki's Jeff Herzog, who designed the course—which featured table-tops, an uphill section, switchbacks, and more—on a dinner napkin and then made it real in the best way. Built on a family farm just six miles from Infineon (guess how happy the three dirt-bike-riding kids who live there are about it), the track is now a permanent fixture and the Mini-Moto itself an annual tradition.

The day after the AMA road racers left the Infineon Raceway track, media and local Kawasaki dealers and riders swarmed onto it within the framework of a Sportbike Track Time/Kawasaki track-day event. Infineon is a really fun track to ride, thanks in large part to the elevation changes of its first section, and with about seven hours of available track time and cool, sunny weather, it was the kind of day that makes you grateful to be a motorcycle rider. I was feeling particularly happy to be circling on an '07 cherry red ZX-6R, but the bike was perhaps less happy to have me as a rider after I lowsided in a right-hander at the crest of a hill. I had a chance to really admire that clear, blue sky while sliding off the track alongside the bike; then I hit the grass, and as the world went ground-sky-ground-sky-ground-sky, I reflected on how completely in love I am with modern gear, which kept me surprisingly comfortable during the duration of what I'm pretty sure was a 20-minute slide 'n' tumble. The most uncomfortable thing about my first crash, in fact, was the ride of shame back to the hot pits. Plus, there's really nothing like scraping part of the "X" in Road Racer X off the rear of your leathers to injure your pride (and transform you into a freaked-out, flinching field-mouse for the next hour or so).

That's about it for me this morning—we're due in the lobby in a half-hour to start a day of touring "Kawasaki Good Times World" and the Akashi Works factory, and presumably there's coffee down there somewhere. This blog should become somewhat more coherent in the days ahead, during which we'll move from Kobe to Hakata to Kumamoto and more, visiting a slew of Kawasaki facilities as well as a round of the All-Japan Road Race Championship. I'm looking forward to starting the day ... peering down from my hotel window, I can see as many bicycles, motorcycles, and scooters as I can cars, and there's something kind of wonderful about a world with that many two-wheelers in it.

8 comments:

SleekPelt said...

Sounds awesome so far, LCA. Think you can get that bedside table in your carry-on? If not that, be sure to bring me a souvenir of some kind.

One word of advice: EAT THE SHARK-FIN SOUP! You'll love it.

Bejeweled Addict said...

Uhmm... can you define the work "snarky"?

Anonymous said...

Watch out for the bidet in the toilet...I've seen toilets there that make Captain Kirk's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise look like a tree stump in comparison. By the way, there may be a female bidet in addition to the male bidet...hopefully you can also select and set the water temperature...and the radio in the same setting...

I like the deep bathtubs...but watch out for the little Shiatzu ladies...especially when they get to your toes...I thought she was trying to pull them off my feet--she was only trying to crack the nuckels in each toe...very disconcerting as I have size 14 feet...

Anonymous said...

Yr not going to respond to anonymous? Us anonymouses are hurt...... all the other day's comments got answered.

LCA said...

Sorry, Anonymi--

#1 Anonymous: You're spot-on about those toilets--so many amenities that the rest of the hotel room is pretty much superfluous; better temperature-control than my car, house, or office; and the faux-flushing, noise-canceling option seems particularly civilized.

Anonymous said...

That's better.

Anonymous said...

Nice rear, LCA!

Anonymous said...

greg white himself is snarky.